An American Patriot: Norman Rockwell by Andra Fernandes



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Norman Rockwell (1894-1978) known for his patriotic depictions of American life, painted portraits of four presidents: Kennedy, Eisenhower, Nixon, and Johnson, as well as several election-related scenes, some of which are shown above.

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1. Norman Rockwell was sometimes referred to as Mr. Scouting for his long association with the Boy Scouts of America. He became the art director for Boys' Life, the BSA official magazine, at age 19 and, though he only kept that job for three years, he illustrated the official Boy Scouts calendar for 50 years. In 1939, the BSA awarded Rockwell the Silver Buffalo Award, their highest adult award.

2. According to TIME magazine, Rockwell shared with Walt Disney the extraordinary distinction of being one of the two artists familiar to nearly everyone in the U.S., rich or poor, black or white, museum goer or not, illiterate or Ph.D. Rockwell's art was so popular with the American people that newsstand sales of The Saturday Evening Post would increase by 50,000 to 75,000 copies every time his art appeared on the cover.
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3. Rockwell was inspired to create his famous Four Freedoms paintings after hearing President Franklin Roosevelt's January 6, 1941, state of the union address. Roosevelt identified four essential human rights that deserved universal protection: freedom of speech, freedom to worship, freedom from want, and freedom from fear. By the end of World War II, 4 million copies of the posters had been printed, and the touring exhibition had raised $139.9 million for the war effort through war bonds sales.

4. Several U.S. postage stamps were designed by Rockwell, including a Boy Scouts of America 50th anniversary stamp (1960) and a stamp marking the 100th anniversary of free city mail delivery. Rockwell's stamp featuring Boy Scout Thorton Percival is one of the most popular U.S. stamps of all time with a printing of more than 139 million. Rockwell's "Triple Self-Portrait" was featured on a 1994 stamp issued in his honor. Even Liberia had a Rockwell-designed stamp, which featured one of Rockwellís Boy Scout calendar paintings.

5. In 1957, Norman Rockwell was declared a Great Living American by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, who told Rockwell, "Through the magic of your talent, the folks next door, their gentle sorrows, their modest joys, have enriched our own lives and given us insight into our countrymen."

Notable Bathtubs in History by Miss Cellania

Ah, the pleasure of soaking in a warm bathtub! People have been bathing in artificial facilities since about 3300 BC, so there are bound to be some great bathtub stories in our history books. I found a few interesting ones.

Eureka!
The ancient Greek inventor Archimedes discovered the physics of displacement while soaking in a bathtub.
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The water rose when he got into the tub, and he figured you could measure the volume of all kinds of objects that way. As the story goes, he jumped up from the bath, shouted "Eureka!"and ran around naked telling people of his discovery. The Emperor had asked whether the royal crown was pure gold. Archimedes measured the volume of the crown by water displacement and compared that to the volume of an equal weight of pure gold. The volumes were different, indicating that the crown had lighter material underneath the gold.

Millard Fillmore's Bathtub
H.L. Mencken wrote "A Neglected Anniversary" in the New York Evening Mail in 1917. The article gave a history of the bathtub in America, with facts like bathtubs were outlawed at one time, and that Millard Fillmore installed the first bathtub in the white house. The entire column was a work of fiction.
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Mencken said it was just a bit of fun, but others suspect that he wanted to prove the point that readers will believe anything printed. And they did! He admitted the hoax in print in 1926, but the genie was out of the bottle. Books, magazines, newspapers, and classroom teachers have passed on the "fact" about Millard Fillmore through the 20th century, and even into the internet age. The actual first bathtub in the white house is hard to pin down, since early presidents bathed in tubs that were brought in and filled with water heated on stoves, at least as far back as James Madison. Water pipes were installed in the white house in 1833, during Andrew Jackson's administration.

Ship's Bathtub
A bathtub on a Navy ship?
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Battleships are designed to carry as much equipment and as many men as needed without wasting an inch of space. But an exception was made for the USS Iowa When the ship was to take President Franklin Roosevelt to the Cairo Conference and the Tehran Conference in 1943, a bathtub was installed for his convenience. Roosevelt had been crippled by Guillain-Barr syndrome since 1921, and would have had a hard time taking a shower. The USS Iowa is now looking for a home as a museum ship.

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The Oversized President
William Howard Taft was the heaviest US president at 332 pounds. Early in his administration (1909-1913) he became stuck in the white house bathtub, and had a larger one installed. In 1912, he took his own oversized tub onto the battleship Arkansas for a trip from Key West to Colon. It was not permanently installed. In 1915, the New York Times printed a story of how Taft caused a hotel flood by displacing water in a bathtub in New Jersey.

Death in a Tub
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There have been a few famous people who have died in a bathtub. Thomas Merton, an influential Trappist monk and theological writer died at the age of 53 when he stepped out of a bathtub in Bangkok in 1968. He touched a poorly-grounded electric fan and was electrocuted. Singer Jim Morrison died in a Paris bathtub of a heart attack in 1971. He was only 27, and speculation is that the heart attack was drug-related. This account has been disputed and the whole story may never be known.

Interesting and Totally Useless Stuff - Contributed by Barry West

In England , a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work is Alaska.

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness is 28% (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness is 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog in the United States to the age of eleven is $16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour is 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable Cars are the only mobile National Monument.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander The Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "Goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

How Real is Reality TV? by Kara Kovalchik

Reality TV isn’t always real? The devil you say. Next thing you’ll try to tell me is that Milli Vanilli didn’t sing on their records, or that Martha Stewart doesn’t really shop at K-Mart.

1. Shady Deals on The Apprentice
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Season One of The Apprentice featured a challenge called Dupe-Lex. The two teams had to refurbish a pair of New York apartments and then rent them out. The team that achieved the highest percentage of return on what they’d paid for the apartment plus their improvements would be declared the winner. The Protégé Corporation was declared the champion on the air, but the person who’d ultimately rented the newly refurbished apartment later admitted that she’d signed the lease before The Apprentice crew had even arrived. She also confided that the rent negotiations were a sham, as a price had already been agreed upon when she’d signed the lease.

2. Making up the Making Out on Joe Millionaire
Remember 2003's Joe Millionaire? The FOX Network passed off Evan Marriott as a $19,000-per-year construction worker.
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While its true that Marriott worked for a construction company, he’d also earned some additional pocket change by modeling men’s underwear for print ads and appearing in a small role on the soap Days of Our Lives. A year after his stint as Joe, Marriott revealed to the press that much of the series was staged, and that he had made it clear prior to signing on for the project that he had no intention of getting involved with any of the potential birdies on the show. He admitted that the famous making out in the woods scene was completely faked, and that the heavy breathing and other smoochy sound effects were all added in post-production.

3. Where Do They get Those Awful Songs?
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Have you ever watched Dancing with the Stars and wondered what on Earth were they thinking when they chose this song? I Truth be told, the dancing couples have nothing to do with their musical choices. They’re not even allowed to consult or make suggestions. Producers compile a list of songs that have what they believe are appropriate rhythms for the various styles of dance used on each episode. Sometimes, though, they are unable to secure the rights to use a particular song, and a last-minute replacement is used, whether it fits the beat or not!

4. Finally, Some Honest Casting Auditions!
So as not to quash everyone’s hopes for humanity, let it be known that there is a soupcon of honesty behind the casting of some reality shows, such as The Biggest Loser or Nanny 911.
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Shows like The Biggest Loser send production assistants out to troll the parking lots of Curves and Jenny Craig and similar establishments, where they place promotional flyers on windshields. They also frequent Usenet newsgroups looking for women who confess that they don’t feel attractive and are looking for a change. Representatives from Nanny 911 and similar shows will actually approach moms of out-of-control tots in LA-area toy and department stores to see if they’d be interested in appearing on TV.

5. A Reality Double-dipper Gets Carded
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A few months ago, TV Land presented a reality series called She’s Got the Look, which was purported to be an America’s Next Top Model for the over-35 set. However, eagle-eyed reality TV junkies noticed after the series premiere that contestant Paula Thomas looked awfully familiar. Turns out she had appeared a year earlier on the Sci-Fi Channels Who Wants to Be a Superhero as WhipSnap. OK, there’s no law that says you cant be on more than one reality series However, on the Superhero show, Thomas gave her age as 31. One year later, on She’s Got the Look, her autobiography listed her as being 36 years old. When confronted with the evidence, TV Land officials said simply that they trusted their screening process, but we’re thinking that they only shrugged off this potential controversy because they already knew that Paula had been eliminated from the contest.

6. Heavily-veiled Drama
Bridezillas is a guilty pleasure for married women. It sort of makes personal tantrums seem less severe when you watch the brides berating their attendants on TV for having visible tattoos or rolls of flesh protruding over a boned bodice. Sadly, it turns out that many of the hissy fits featured on the show are staged.
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For example, there was the incident of Lisa and Andrew, where Lisa objected to the plain wedding band Andrew presented to her during a Valentine’s Day dinner at a restaurant. Lisa declared it a piece of crap, and tossed it in his wine glass. This scene was not as impromptu as it appeared, however. The production staff had approached other diners in the restaurant ahead of time and informed them that a TV show was going to be filmed there, with a loud and possibly violent argument involved, and would they like to move to a different table? Also, the production staff informed the restaurant manager in advance that there would be a cake-smashing scene, and inquired as to where the best place to film said scene would be, since the restaurant had a carpeted floor and they were trying to minimize clean-up costs.

Final Thought:
Regain some of your self-respect, turn this crap off and pick up a book.